Loving son pranks his mom with drunk and violent Christmas cards [6 pictures]

December 18, 2013 | By Abraham | No comments

In 2008, John Cessna’s mom told him to sober up and send out some Christmas cards like an adult.

So — being a kind, sensitive, mature, and accommodating son — he sent her this…

Sober Christmas Cards - 01

In 2009, he reprised his role, but this time he made it out of the bathroom all the way to the bar.

Good job, John!

Sober Christmas Cards - 02

Uh-oh. In 2010, things started going south again for John, it seems…

Sober Christmas Cards - 03

2011. Things seemed to be looking up. He has sustenance and a stoop to sit on. Also clothes…

Sober Christmas Cards - 04

At this point, mom was getting used to the cards. So in 2012 John had to take it to a new level….

Sober Christmas Cards - 05

And now it’s 2013 and things seem to be going downhill fast for poor John. If he’s not careful, he’ll be sending 2014′s card from beyond the grave…

Sober Christmas Cards - 06

What does mom think of the cards? John says she’s “super cool,” but…

…she is not a fan. At this point she just says, “I don’t get it,” and walks away.

(More from John Cessna.)

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