Oh no. Dang. What a bummer.
I was so looking forward to being surrounded by people who I’m convinced are judging me.
Juuuust in case.
OK, so I care a little* about what people think.
*a whole whole lot.
I'm gonna need to think about this for awhile.
If you think you feel awkward about this now, just wait until it randomly pops back into your head 10 years after you’ve graduated and you can’t stop thinking about it.
I also enjoy getting into imaginary arguments in the shower and second-guessing whether someone is waving at me or at someone behind me.
I'm a genius.
Two tries?! I refuse to believe that. It usually takes me at least three.
Next up is a meme that may feel like a personal attack.