The answer to none of our prayers: the DadBag.
Yes, you’re seeing that right. It’s a fanny pack (bum bag for those of you across the pond where “fanny” means something totally different). And it looks like a fat hairy belly.
It comes in an assortment of colors so you can get the gut you want!
Really extra hairy? We’ve got you covered. Sunburned? Check.
You too can proudly display your dad bod and no one will know!
Maybe he’s born with it? Maybe it’s Budweiser? Shhhh, we won’t tell your secret.
OK, now the secret's out.
The Dadbag looks like a real gut until you go pulling things out of it like some kind of freaky kangaroo.
The bag is still just in the prototype phase.
This amazing item isn’t in production yet. It’s still in the “genius concept” stage of development. But people have seen it and they have opinions…