Model’s Rant Nails the Hell That Is Trying To Buy a Plus-Size Bikini

rying to find a bathing suit that actually fits — no matter what size you are — is about as fun as poking your eye out with a dull butter knife. Or poking your eye out with anything, for that matter. The dressing rooms are tiny and taunting, the bottoms never fit when the tops fit or the tops never fit when the bottoms fit.

In other words, a nude beach starts to sound like a more practical solution. But because you're not quite willing to risk getting sunburn on your bare buns, you know you have to keep trying on suits until you find one that fits the best.