6) Teach them to fish.
“Teach a man to fish, and you’ll feed him for a lifetime.”
Give your kid wax-wrapped cheese for lunch, and they won’t eat at all.
7) This mom gets points for instilling fear with a little creativity.
Finding creative ways to teach our kids valuable lessons can be daunting at times. But this mom managed to turn something she’s passionate about into a lesson in appliance safety.
8) This mom-fail manages to teach an important lesson in finance.
If I had a cheese danish for every time I heard this…
Let them learn early that a failing economy spares no one, not even the Tooth Fairy.
I heard Santa’s having a pretty rough year, too. Come December, while you’re all at the mall, I’ll be a Costco, stocking up on baked compromises and cheese-filled consolation prizes.
9) Somedays, it's just one thing after the next.
After a series of mom-fails, this mom managed to keep her sense of humor and patience in tact. But her outfit, not so much.
10) Silence is golden, and then it's just gross.
That two minutes of silence you enjoyed will be deducted from your imaginary paycheck.
And you’re staying late for toilet-duty.
And you’re now out of snacks.
Let this mom’s fail remind us of the inevitable consequences of blinking.