Flaming Hot Cheeto for lunch.
I microwaved a single Cheeto. –Thatagui
This guy better watch himself.
Someone asked me what time it was and I lifted and rotated my wrist so I could look at my watch. I was holding an iced tea and just poured the whole thing into my lap.
Don't drink and dog.
I was really drunk once, lying in my bed, trying to eat a hot dog wiener. No bun. Just the wiener. Wasn’t even cooked. I was apparently far too drunk to handle eating it so I (for whatever reason) chucked it over my head, out of my top floor window and onto the lawn.
When it comes ice cream, this guy really blows.
Sometimes I blow on my ice cream before I take a bite. Have no idea why. –haccthaplanet
junkhacker has a theory…
I was in my office with the door closed. Got up from my desk to walk out and knocked on the door before opening it and walking into the hallway. –winsomelosemore
Great manners. Poor execution.