Being a kid is great because you're still innocent enough to take that verbal filter and throw it right out the window, saying whatever pops into your head without worrying about how people will take it. After all, you're just a kid! But your parents? Your poor parents are the ones standing there trying not to visibly cringe when their kid tells a stranger that "It's pussy time!" (This will make sense in a minute.) Let's just say it's not exactly a milestone you'll be putting in the baby book. Just ask the people of Reddit, those brave souls that shared the most embarrassing things their kids have said in public.
Is it a puppy?
Tell me that it’s a puppy!
We all scream out of embarrassment, but at least there was ice cream.
Did he add “all the time” himself or does mom maybe some issues she needs to get on WebMD about?
Death Becomes Her
And young kids who portend death on the elderly will be banned from eating the Bit-O-Honeys that they carry around with them.
Snickers and wine?
Sounds like a pretty great evening, to be honest.