The captain himself is here to lay down the law.
Issuing a challenge no man has yet been brave enough to answer, Stewart tweeted out a retro pic of himself at peak sexy – putting all the other contenders to shame. And reminding us all of a time when you had to read a magazine to see what was going to be on tv.
And sure enough, even the reigning champ agreed.
If this were Game of Thrones, you might say Shelton bent the knee to the man he agreed was the true king of the sexy north. And all of Twitter follow suit.
Everyone paid their respects.
Captain Pickard commands the respect of more than just die-hard trekkies. He’s truly everyone’s captain, and so his status as permanent sexiest man was impossibly to argue.
Who else could pull off a leather vest?
That’s the kind of confidence and leadership we need in a sexy king, especially in times like these. It’s been a really rough year for men, after all.
He's one of the dudes we need to keep.
With every day bringing new revelations of sexual harassment and abuse, we need the men who understand consensual sexiness now more than ever. Men like these are keeping sexy alive.