And some kids are just actually tiny maniacal geniuses.
This tiny (but terrible) genius wrote:
When I was about 4, a date came by the house to pick her up. As she was leaving I started yelling, “Don’t go mommy! Don’t go! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!” Sis was mortified, my mom had to reassure her date that I was in fact her sister and not her daughter. Sis leaves & mom asks why I did that? “I was just being silly.” I think maybe a babysitter put me up to it, not sure how else a 4 year old would have come up with something so diabolical (and ok, a little bit awesome) for a prank.
Kids can be really creative when they want to torture their siblings.
Like for instance telling them they were a Blue Light Special. Like this person:
I used to tell my brother we got him at Kmart and they wouldn’t take him back because he was on clearance. I think he believed it at first, but eventually figured it out.
This person’s brother has a point, puppies are very good.
What he really wanted:
Damn, and to think when I was born, my brother was pissed because I wasn’t a puppy.
This person just had very inquisitive sisters who were big on science experiments, probably.
Yeah – my sisters were stopped in the middle of trying to plunge my hand in a toaster.
It can be very disappointing to find out your new sister isn’t the brother you specifically asked for.
This person had the audacity to be born a girl:
I was number 3 of 4 kids but the only girl. My older brothers were so disappointed I wasn’t the new brother they wanted that when my hair started to come in and I started looking more like a girl, as my mom would say, my older brothers shaved my head.