The GOP announced that the ornament, a tiny, brass version of one of those infuriating red hats that says "Make America Great Again," was available for order.
It’s $45.00, we assume because Trump is the 45th president and he’s going to need every last penny of that ornament money to pay for his lawyers when the Russia investigation comes to a head.
There's one word that comes to mind when we look at this ornament, but we can't quite think of what it is... Ah. This is it:
“Ghastly” is a pretty catch-all term for every aspect of the Trump presidency so far, from this Christmas ornament all the way to his collusion with Russia.
Many had strong feelings about (against) this ornament, but no feelings were as strong as Denise's:
“I’d rather die and burn the tree down before I would ever put that on my tree!” she wrote. Welp, there’s no question where Denise stands on Trump, and we stand with her. “I’d rather die” has sort of become a mantra for many in good ol’ 2017.
It's weird, but the ornament doesn't even work on regular trees.
It only works on trees that come from the forest of lies. It’s crazy, but when we tried to hang one of these MAGA ornaments on a regular tree’s branch, it shriveled and died and turned into dust and blew away in the wind right before our eyes.
Here's a different idea for an ornament for your tree:
Ah, much better.
Turn that “2017” into a “2018 and beyond, forever and ever,” and you got yourself a Christmas classic.