Twitter, in the usual fashion, kicked up a high-powered shitstorm.
The responses ranged from incredulous to downright snarky.
Even Chance the Rapper got involved.
And while his Tweet initially led to a flurry of “The Rock” references, the raging hellfire soon quelled into a powerful political discussion.
One user drew a harsh and acerbic observation of the absurdity of comparing a hug to the Weinstein scandal.
Weinstein, who the author equates with your creepy coworker sitting two cubicles away, is now being accused of RACKETEERING. Because he hired a goddamn Third Reich of OPERATIVES, linked to one another “through corporate ties, contractual relationships, financial ties, and the continuing coordination of their activities.”
Sorry, Todd by the water cooler, unless you're a mastermind con artist with sociopathic sexual tendencies, your hand brush with Karen as you reach for the same coffee cup (*blush*) ain't on par.
No offense. But if you want some help with etiquette, you should probably give it to her. That’s free advice, Todd. Go hug a tree.
But if you need a diagram, as you and Steve clearly do, it is provided (for free) below.
Download it to your corporate-issued Dell PC. Learn it. Live it.