The (faux) outrage is overwhelming.
“Brethren” is a very nice touch.
But it is making us feel kinda guilty for eating a whole bag earlier…
Others met the revelation with a hearty "Meh..."
I mean, what do you think here? Sure, the Red and Yellow M&M’s might be ripping their friend in twain, but you were going to eat him!
Mostly, people just found the whole fiasco to be really, really funny.
Think about it. Someone had to pitch this package idea…and everyone in the meeting must have just been like, “Yeah. Cool. Sounds good.”
It may be "OH SO WRONG"...
…But on the other hand, people don’t necessarily want to feel good or righteous while eating a package of candy. That’s not what candy is for.
Maybe this wrapper should read "Shame Size" if you're going to sponsor this savagery.
Or, you can just turn a blind eye and, you know, enjoy your candy.
That’s what we’re planning on.