This is actually a brilliant solution.
And it explains why my other cousins are named Mar’sha, Justi’n, and C’he’lsea’.
What better reason do you need to be named Hallie?
(Any expecting parents reading this list right now? If so, I’ve always thought Abi is also a pretty name. Just sayin’.)
I don’t think I’d even let a group of strangers decide what I was going to eat, let alone what I would name my child.
Props to your parents for this bold move!
In your mom’s defense, there are way cheesier options than the name “Holly.”
You could have been named Tinsel or Jingle Bell!
Your name might be cool, but is it an acronym?
Yeah, didn’t think so. Rakel wins.