The Great Vowel Wars
This is honestly an incredible story and I could see it being a C. S. Lewis-type epic series. However, to let it get so out of hand that your kid tries to do a presentation on it in school…well, that’s a bit much.
Herman the Cow
Sometimes parents are so genius with their falsehoods that you can’t even get mad at them because it’s just so funny. Why try to convince your child that every herd of cows has one named Herman? Why not? That’s the real question we should be asking.
"Take a Number" Tantrums
This is actually brilliant. Chances are by the time it’s your kid’s “turn” to throw his/her tantrum, they’re done being mad. Ah, the ever-changing moods of our youth!
Ah, white bread, the white whale of bread for Mr. Sean Lynch.
Sean’s parents’ effort is all for naught though because apparently, wheat bread is no better for you than white bread. Put that in your bread basket and eat it.
This parent is doing quite a job lying to her kid about what juice is, and that child is going to have a rude awakening during his/her first animal cracker and apple juice break in pre-school. Such a young age to lose faith in your parents…