Look at it! Bask in the enormous glow of Britney Spears' Christmas tree!
There are a couple things we immediately notice when we look at the tree. First, wow lights. There are a lot of them. Like, this is the number of Christmas lights that will up your electric bill if it doesn’t blow a fuse and cause a neighborhood power outage.
Second, wow ceilings. They are high. So high we can barely see where they begin. Which means that tree is super tall. But how tall is super tall?
Turns out it's super super tall. Look at the comfy chair next to Britney's tree. We have so many questions.
Like, is that a chair for ants? Is every piece of furniture in Britney Spears’ house miniature? Or is that just one f***ing large Christmas tree? Those floor lamps are probably person-height!
Turns out, almost everyone noticed how crazy-huge Britney's Christmas tree is this year, and it made us all have a lot of feelings.
Mainly feelings of inadequacy when we compare our own measly existences to the grand life of Britney Spears’ Christmas tree.
It's a majestic giant of nature, and we're sitting here in our sad apartments, just writing about it.
When you consider again how tall the tree is and then also how many lights they strung around it, it’s almost too much for one human brain to compute.
Only one thing in this crazy world is certain: Britney Spears just won Christmas.
Like, how did that tree even get decorated? Is Britney Spears magic? That’s the only explanation. That must be it. Britney Spears is magic, everybody.