Breakups can be tough.
Even in a best-case scenario where both parties are completely amicable and on the same page, it's hard.
But some people are really bad at breakups.
A recent AskReddit thread asked people to share the stupidest reasons they’d ever been broken up with.
Their answers are almost unbelievable.
You're gonna live forever.
I dated a girl for one day. She broke up with me because in her words I was immortal.
I’m pretty certain she was going for immoral, but hey you take what you can get. –furiousdanny
Me and this girl that I had never met before were waiting at the bus stop, and we got to talking, and everything was going pretty well.
I’m fairly sure I was even close to getting her number, but apparently, she was SUPER into astrology, and when she found out I was a Scorpio she stopped talking to me and walked away.
She purposefully missed her bus to get away from me like holy sh*t, woman. –ScatMan97
The other woman.
In high school, she broke up with me because she saw me kiss another girl on the cheek.
It was my mom’s cheek I kissed. –SecondUsernameChoice
Bullet = dodged.
She met someone that she immediately saw herself marrying.
A month after we broke up she moved across the country, got married, called me to tell me she made a mistake, got divorced, moved back home, got pregnant and then got married again.
Her Current age: 22 –Abtino11
This next breakup story is all kinds of petty.