My best friend’s mother broke up with a boy in high school because he ate an egg salad sandwich and she doesn’t like them.
A guy broke up with me that I wasn’t aware of dating. We had dinner once.
We spoke a handful of times via text but very short messages.
Out of the blue, after a few months, I get a long message telling me he has to break up with me.
We were both in our late 30’s. –MalinaRaven
Teens these days.
My first-ever girlfriend broke up with me by note, saying that since we both didn’t have phones, our relationship didn’t really count.
You bet I cried. –ScaredSituation
Who's the real winner here?
Whatever. Little spoon is the best spoon.
I liked to be the big spoon, and he told me I was questioning his manhood.
We all have weird dreams sometimes.
But this next person has a dream to blame for their breakup!