The guy's wearing dentures, of course!
Faulty dentures would explain the slurring, the lisp, and the clenched jaw. Of course, while having dentures is a perfectly fine thing for an old man to have, we’d rather our president’s body didn’t start literally falling apart while addressing an international audience, especially when what he’s saying is actively tearing apart the rest of the world.
On The Daily Show, Trevor Noah addressed the controversy and started a viral hashtag that's sure to rile Trump up.
#DentureDonald is sure to make steam come out of the president’s ears. It might make him so mad that his dentures pop right out of his mouth!
We can't blame Donald Trump's dentures for wanting to escape him. We know the feeling.
This photo just proves that Donald Trump is just like any other celebrity — he used his incredible power and influence to buy himself some better teeth.
You can't blame him for doing so.
What you can blame him for is literally everything else. Trump’s character is so narcissistic and his behavior is so erratic and his treatment of others is so shockingly bad.
Now's a good time to remember that we never got a clear picture of how healthy Trump was because his doctor was so clearly a kook.
What probably happened is that his dentures fell out of place, but we’ve been so lied to by Donald Trump that people actually believed that the man was literally in the process of dying and still trying to ruin lives.