OK! YES! I WANT IT!
Yes, I want my living room to look like a magical dorm common room. (Does it come with the floor to ceiling windows? Because that really helps.) It is TOTALLY REASONABLE to spend $640+ on flameless candles (19.50 each). I’m certain I can figure out a way to make them appear to float that will look perfectly fine.
Does your teen's bedroom look like this?
How can you expect your kid to stand out (aka get into Harvard) if he lives in such an uninspired dump?
With a flick of the magic Amex card, that boring bedroom is transformed!
This bedroom decor comes complete with a no-broody/moody spell, a no-dirty-clothes-on-the-floor spell, and a potent appreciate-all-you’ve-got spell to help transform your average teen into one worthy of a PB Teen bedroom makeover!*
*Spells not really included because Harry Potter is a fictional character not a real wizard.
But wait — there's more! Is your budding wizard into frilly, fanciful things?
OK, seriously, forget everything I said. I want this. All of it. Whatever it costs to get all this bedding in a king size is worth it because ZOMG. IT. IS. AMAZING. Also, the set of 3 Flying Key Jewelry Hooks ($89) is fabulous! And who wouldn’t want a brand new analog clock that doesn’t glow in the dark or have an alarm but IS shaped like a Golden Snitch for only $49? (Serious question.)
Obviously, you can't get just one or two things. You need to go whole hog(warts).
Just think about how much money you’ll save because you’ll never want to leave your house!