Last year, the West Midlands Police Department grew frustrated with repeated requests from the Crown Prosecution Service for a witness statement from Officer PC Peach. Why? Because Peach is a K9 officer.
Since a dog is obviously incapable of offering a statement, the exasperated police finally provided this reply…
The CPS wasn’t pleased to be the butt of the joke, but the officer guilty of the forgery got away without a reprimand.