Researchers Have Cloned Monkeys, Which Means Human Cloning Is Around the Corner
isten, y'all, I have to be honest with you. I'm nervous. And by nervous, I mean I'm shook. Why? Cause the end is nigh! Okay, well maybe it's not nigh, nigh (but it's pretty darned nigh).
As you know, technology has recently been moving at a very aggressive pace. They're even saying we're going to have driverless cars by 2020 piloting the streets of Los Angeles.
As if the traffic weren’t bad enough as it is, now we have to deal with AI operated cars.
That’s the honest truth.
I know, I know, I’m a millennial, so I’m supposed to embrace this sort of thing. Yay flying cars and computers embedded in your body and even bringing dinosaurs back to life.
But honestly, miss me with that – (okay, well maybe flying cars are cool, but still). I’m not ready for the bright new future because I know it’s exactly as the hallowed saying goes – “mo money, mo problems.”
Human beings can’t handle advanced technology, we’re simply too feckless for it. For example, look at atomic weapons. Humans harnessed the power of the atom, and what’s the first thing they do? Blow up things.
That’s right, mass destruction. And we repeat it with every new advancement we make. Which is why I’m so scared about the newest advancement scientists have made – cloning monkeys.
Before you roll your eyes and click away, let me tell you, cloning monkeys is a big deal. Huge! Why? Because now, they can clone humans.