Resting on the street, smoking, drinking, and letting a pig sleep on your chest

May 3, 2011 By Abraham 34

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I wonder how Asahi compares to the cheapest beer in the world.

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        1. glugluglug says:

          no, he was obviously from another country, because anybody else likes our shit beer, or would consider like “coke or pepsi”

  1. Beat Attitude says:

    One evening in October, when I was far from sober
    I was cartin’ home a load with drunken pride,
    My poor legs were all a-flutter, so I lay down in the gutter
    And a pig came up and lay down by my side.

    We sang,”Never mind the weather just as long as we’re together”
    Till a lady passing by was heard to say,
    “You can tell a man who boozes by the company he chooses”
    And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

    1. charley says:

      outstanding contribution! haven’t heard that in years. thank you for a fond memory (the gutter, not the poem).

  2. Alec says:

    I drank a LOT of Asahi when I was in Japan. I think it’s pretty good. It’s a very crisp, clean, clear, dry beer.

    1. Dave says:

      He’s not a Christian either, so good for him on that as well. Why do you have to bring religious hatred into this!?

  3. sharon says:

    Asahi is awesome! It’s my favourite beer. I agree with the person who said it’s light/crisp…I find it similar to Corona in it’s light-tastingness but way, way better. Unfortunately you can’t find it in most liquor stores here…they usually just have Sapporo (which I find too strong) or Tsingtao (which is okay…I find that more Budweisery in taste) as far as asian beers go.

    Also another good beer is Cheetah, which is also hard to find. http://www.hindustantimes.com/Images/HTEditImages/Images/Cheetah-beer-copy.jpg

  4. djsobe says:

    im with other guy on Budweiser all I can think is the wazzup commercials . at the end saying true true

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