We know that people love their pets, and rightfully so. They’re loyal, they’re kind, and they won’t tag you in random pictures on Facebook. But sometimes that love gets taken a little bit too far and veers over into the realm of a little bit crazy.
We’re not talking about just clothes — we’ve all seen those around — but rather things like fake testicles, perfume, and sex toys for dogs that prove people have too much time and money on their hands.
Don’t believe me? Check out these 30 certifiably insane products.
The Pet High Chair
They claim that “By providing an alternative to sitting on your lap, running disruptively underfoot, or outright banishment, the chair assuages a pet (and its owner’s) frustration, and promotes more refined behavior.” Or you could just let your pet be a pet for the 20 minutes that you’re eating.
Via: Hammacher Schlemmer
Bubbletastic Bacon Bubble Blower
Dogs like bacon. Dogs like chasing bubbles. Dogs do not like being teased into thinking that the bubbles that taste like bacon are actually bubbles and not bacon.
Considering cats will walk across whatever surface it is you’re trying to work on anyway, I suppose if you have $5,000 to blow, this could be a preventative measure. This table features a series of openings and tunnels that have been carved out by hand to create spaces for a cat to satisfy its curiosity and allow pet owners to share their work space with a feline friend. Good luck with that.
Sexy Beast Dog Perfume
If you think your dog has anxiety (what with all the other dogs sniffing their hind ends and the fact they eat rabbit poop out in the yard) then this $70 bottle unisex perfume with a mix of natural patchouli, mandarin, and nutmeg oils is just for you.
Via: Natural Pets
Nightstand Litter Box
In theory, this nightstand stylishly hides the litter box that you keep in your bedroom for some unknown reason. Instead of having to look at said litter box, now you only have to smell what’s inside — right next to your bed — and listen to your cat bury its poop at 2 a.m.