When will the online trolls learn? In Rihanna’s world, shame simply does not exist. Only snacks. Delicious, delicious snacks.
Rihanna may just be the world’s most underappreciated diva. Just look at what she wore to meet the first lady of France.
It’s a coat that she borrowed from her prom date or something. And also his suit.
It’s the kind of outfit that looks comfortable, stylish, and also manages to make you worry there’s a dude tied up in a bush somewhere in only his boxer shorts.
But don’t let Rihanna’s chill outfits fool you, she’s known for being unafraid to roll up her sleeves and confront her haters in the comment section.
Reminder: When she’s not saving the actual world, Rihanna gets Prada shoes for free.
Her online comebacks have become so known that they’ve even inspired an Instagram fan account that keeps track of them @rihplies.
And the latest social media buzz surrounding the singer is her allegedly increasing “thickness,” of which most fans seemed wildly supportive.
Though it’s concerning to see that Rihanna’s version of “thick” is my version of “Monday,” I have to concede society places different standards on internationally renowned pop stars.
And while any change in a woman’s body is apparently cause for widespread concern, Rihanna is not a woman easily shamed. She’s a woman who stops for roast corn on the side of the road, for goodness sake.
Rihanna posted the above photo to her Snapchat after stopping to buy some roast corn in her home of Barbados.
Because this isn’t Goop, okay? This is roast corn from the side of a highway and Rihanna is eating it in her car like a corn goddess who does not bother with your trifles, alright?
Given all this, fans of the singer weren’t at all surprised to see a video posted to Instagram of the singer picking up some casual snacks.
It’s like she just can’t help but show off how much better her hair looks than mine while making a late night Cheetos run.
And she’s not even wearing sweatpants? I do not understand this life, but I am here for it. However, not everyone was.