For example, many just simply couldn't believe that this was real life.
But this is the world we live in.
This is our reality, no matter how absurd it is.
The jokes were swift and inappropriate and hilarious.
It’s too easy to make fun of this guy. But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t. We definitely should continue to mock Roy Moore mercilessly until he is forced out of public life forever. He’s a monster who deserves every bad thing coming to him.
And the hit just kept on coming!
The real victim here is Sassy. She’s a gorgeous wonderful horse who deserves none of this backlash. One can only hope that the people of Alabama, for their state, for their country, and for Sassy the horse, stand up for what’s right and vote for Doug Jones at the polls today.
Not only is Roy Moore a bad person, but he's also bad at being a bad person.
And no, that doesn’t make him a good person. That makes him an extra bad person.
Again, Sassy, we’re sorry you’re caught up in this mess. Someone needs to start a GoFundMe to send Sassy to a luxury horse spa or something.
2017 is almost over, so Roy Moore riding Sassy to the polls begs the question:
This year has had so many dumb things happen in it that it’s really hard to tell if this is the dumbest. But one thing is certain: If Roy Moore wins the election tonight, that will be much dumber than him riding a horse to the polls. In fact, that will be so dumb it’s tragic.