appy Chanukah, everybody! While it is just a coincidence that the first night of this Jewish holiday coincides with the newsworthy election for the Alabama Senate seat, the association has turned out to be a fortuitous one. You see, Roy Moore, definitely a pedophile, is fighting to be elected to our government, and last night, his wife Kayla got on stage to address those nasty allegations. No, not the child molesting ones. Oh, no, not the ones about him being wildly racist, either. Oh shoot, she didn't talk about his blatant homophobia at all. Wow, there are really too many to keep track of! No, Kayla Moore took to the stage at a final campaign rally to address the allegations that Roy Moore is anti-Semitic. And her defense of her husband, well, let's just say, "Oy."
First, let's remember that Roy Moore, the Republican in the race for the Alabama Senate seat, is a child molester.
Several women have come forward with accusations of sexual assault and other creepy behavior against Roy Moore, many of which occurred years ago when the women were as young as 14 years old and Roy Moore was in his 30s.
There’s no doubt about it — he’s a gross old man. And yet, he remains in the race. Even after some members of his own party called for him to drop out, Moore brazenly remained and committed to fight until the spineless members of his party retracted their words and Donald Trump formally endorsed him.
One of the driving forces of Moore's misguided conviction is his wife, Kayla.
She’s stood by him, no questions asked, through this whole debacle. She even helped him organize and host a “Women for Moore” rally “to stand with [Moore] and his family against salacious accusations of s*xual misconduct.”
Yes, the word “sexual” was censored just like that in the flyer for the event.
For all the women who’ve come out and said Roy Moore is a giant perv, his wife has represented a faction of delusional, unaware, self-loathing women, the ones who still think electing Moore to the Senate to represent their 14-year-old daughters is a good idea.
And Kayla came out strong on Monday night during her husband's final "Drain the Swamp" rally ahead of the election today.
But it turns out it’s really hard to adequately defend a monster, and Kayla had a rough go at it when she tried to defend Moore against allegations of anti-Semitism.
You have to see the video. It’s a frickin’ Chanukah miracle.