April Ryan, like the respected journalist she is, requested multiple sources confirming that the pie was really baked by Sanders.
But, Ryan stipulated that she “won’t eat it!” That’s probably a wise move. Even if Sarah Huckabee Sanders provided a list of ingredients and purported to tell Ryan exactly what was it in, she could never be sure that Sanders was telling the truth. Because she lies all the time. About everything.
Sanders took Ryan up on her request, first posting a photo of the nuts she planned to use for the pies.
They were supposedly delivered to her bundled in festive red ribbons by Mike Pence’s Chief of Staff’s family farm in Georgia, then cozily nestled on a reclaimed wooden table. Sanders really wasn’t doing much to assuage rumors that her pie-baking habit is more of a search-for-pie-related-stock-photos habit.
But then she got down and dirty, posting pictures of the mixing and baking phases of the pie process.
Maybe we’re crazy, but we think there are a lot of steps between “unmixed bowl of eggs and sugar” and “perfectly sculpted pies in the oven on their way to Delicious Town.” Steps that are missing. Undocumented. And we all know how much members of the Trump administration hate undocumented things…
But seriously, where did those picture-perfect pie crusts come from? We smell a rat.
Sanders didn't post any videos or pictures other than this one of the finished products.
So maybe she baked them. But we’re still skeptical. This is a real Boy-Who-Cried-Wolf situation. She’s lied to us so many times that we can’t tell when she’s telling the truth.
The reactions to the new developments in #piegate were varied, but many were still pretty unsure that Sanders baked the pies herself.
It’s so true! Either Sanders’ home looks like a Williams-Sonoma or she is straight up lying about baking pies. We wouldn’t put it past her. After all, she’s a deceitful hatemonger. Happy Holidays!