here are only three definite things in life: Death, taxes and another dope Taylor Swift album dropping after she breaks up with a high-profile boyfriend.
Our girl Swifty McVeigh has got her fans (and haters) buzzing by shutting down most of her social media channels and "blacking out" whatever she has left. How could she do this to us!
BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
Could it be…treasure?
Well, probably not. But it could also be something else even nuttier.
But what is it? Lots of theories exist, but they all point in the same direction: something massive is about to happen and it is going to effect all of our lives forever.
It started when Swift "blacked out" all of her social channels, deleting all of her tweets and Instagram pictures and everything. EVERYTHING!
Was this an act of rebellion? A call for uprising? A recently-fired social media’s managers final act of revenge?
Or…was she trying to communicate something?
Her legion was quick to jump to conclusions.
An early theory speculated that perhaps her blackout was tied into this last week's literal blackout where a new track was going to come out on the day of the Solar Eclipse.
But this was proven false when Monday came and went and no single was dropped. Too bad, so sad. Back to the drawing board.
Another fan account got all hot and bothered by the fast-moving comings and goings and broke down all of the latest happenings, chronicling everything that happened at neck-break speed.
While this might look like gibberish to you and I, to her die-hard Swifties, it was nothing to joke about.