olks, the Philadelphia Eagles won the Super Bowl for the first time ever last night. That's a big deal.
And they beat Tom Brady and the evil Patriots. That's possibly an even bigger deal!
Philly is a historical city known for icons such as the Liberty Bell, Rocky Balboa, and the cheesesteak. So you know these people know how to party. And party they did, all over the streets, doing crazy things, in celebration of their first NFL championship in franchise history.
The Car Tip
As a generally peaceful, lazy person, I have a hard time understanding what it takes for a person to think it’s a fun, good idea to stand in a crowd and violate someone else’s property. But these Philly kids seem to all be on the same page, so bully for them!
City on Fire
Oh you know, no biggie, just a giant fire in the middle of the street in the middle of the city. How else are you supposed to celebrate the Super Bowl?!
The Window Band
Now this is a good bit of fun! Still, I can’t help but be worried for the people in the apartments surrounding these fine folks who have an early morning tomorrow…
Another Thing on Fire
Ah yes, the classic February ritual of burning a Christmas tree in the street, dancing around it, and disparaging Tom Brady. This is what undoes the six more weeks of winter that grumpy groundhog predicted.
Horse Poop Consumption
Maybe you saw the title of this slide and read the text of the tweet and were still like, “There’s no way a Philly fan ate horse poop off the ground just because he was happy the Eagles won the Super Bowl.”
You’d be wrong, my friend. Very wrong.
But we haven’t even gotten to the craziest celebration yet…