Bye Bye Lamp
Here’s a thing that you and I already knew that the people of Philadelphia learned very quickly last night: Lamp posts weren’t meant to be stood on and shaken around. Who’d a thunk?
What could go wrong when 30 people climb up on a piece of fabric covering some flimsy metal bars?! Obviously nothing! Obviously, everything will be A-OK!
Traffic Light Shakedown
This traffic light never stood a chance. I have so many questions. How did this traffic light end up on the ground? Why kick it when it’s down? What did that traffic light ever do to you?
A Respectful Line at Modell's
Some people had the brilliant idea to buy all the Eagles gear they could as soon as they won. Unfortunately, a lot of people had that idea, and there were huge lines. That didn’t stop people from celebrating though. Nothing can stop people from celebrating.
An Engagement for the Ages
Sports Illustrated pointed out that this woman got engaged in the middle of a Philadelphia street “WHILE HOLDING A 40.” And you know what? She wouldn’t have it any other way.