But beneath the shiny veneer of amazingness, lies a dark underworld of products and inventions that should, simply put, never be allowed for sale.
To balance out the awfulness, I've also tossed in a few products that, while also insane, are actually pretty useful finds. See if you can catch which ones they are. And comment with your own suggestions!
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Three Mating Pairs Of The Creatures Of Your Worst Nightmares
Verdict: Do Not Buy. For the love of all that is holy, do not buy.
This Surprisingly Expensive Sixteen-Ounce Bottle Of Wolf Urine
Apparently wolf urine can be used ward off other, lesser predators like coyotes, foxes, and overly gregarious neighbors.
According to reviews, this one-pound bottle of wolf urine (I just enjoy typing that) is quite malodorous, though somewhat effective.
I’m just curious how the heck they manage to bottle the stuff.
Verdict: Do Not Buy. Unless you’ve got a serious predator problem.
This Classic Tome On Crafting With Cat Hair
A classic in the ‘WTF’ genre of books, you might not believe that this book has more than three hundred positive reviews on Amazon, and quite a bit of crossover with this other bizarre cat-centric volume.
Review highlights include:
Highly recommend this book to anyone who, like my wife, has fourteen shedding cats in their house. -Science Educator
I purchased this book as I was tired of people sitting too near me on public transport. -Rico
Verdict: Do Not Buy. Apparently, you really can’t make that much cool stuff with cat hair.
This Costume That Turns Your Precious Pup Into A Voluptuous Vixen
I am a firm believer in the sanctity of doggie innocence. But if you’re the type of owner who looks at their pup and says, “Peaches, you just aren’t sexy enough,” then this outfit is perfect for you.
Okay, so it’d be a funny-ish Halloween costume, but that décolletage is a bit much. At least it’s a bargain.
Verdict: Do Not Buy. Unless your dog needs a self-esteem boost.