What's the worst thing you've ever done at work? Come in late? Stolen coffee pods for your own home use? Accidentally posted a Sex and the City GIF in a company-wide Slack room having a serious conversation? (Definitely not me.) Well, these people have done much, much worse things. And unlike a completely innocent but embarrassing Sex and the City mix-up, most of them were on purpose.
This person was keeping the building very safe.
Well, at least from intruders on rollerskates. NotSpicyEnough wrote:
There was this one time when I was doing late night guard duty and couldn’t be bothered walking so I patrolled the area while moving around in a swivel chair.
Fell down a flight of stairs.
This guy managed to write an entire book.
Poster Rosco7 wrote:
Not something I did, but at my last job a guy wrote an entire novel at work over the course of about a year. He found a publisher and sold it (also during office hours). I don’t believe it sold very well, however. It was sort of an open secret; everyone knew what he was doing except the people who would have cared.
Hey, at least he was doing something productive.
This person added a little something extra to a client's garden.
Professional landscaper onefortysevenone wrote:
Dug a hole in a clients garden and took a shit in it and then buried it because I was too lazy to walk up to the house and ask them to use the toilet.
I’m a landscape gardener, I’m not sure if shitting in clients gardens is the norm? It would be different if I was there to paint the kitchen or something.
Um, no. Pretty sure that is not the norm.
Why are people so into using the bathroom in weird places at work?! Why??
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Another rogue potty-user, BoriousGlastard, wrote:
Pissed into a bin in the corridor late one night
I have no idea why. Just a random “fuck the system” urge after a long and tiresome week.
Sorry for ruining summer camp for you, but...
According to WantonMischief:
Worked at a summer camp. Sex. Everywhere. The infirmary? Check! The barn? Check! The lake? Check! The woods? Check! Golf cart? Check! The scenic overlook? Check check check!