This person didn’t exactly mean to do anything wrong, but will probably never live this down. He wrote:
I smashed my elbow on a corner of the board table and let out an almighty ‘motherfucker’ in front of the CEO, the board and a few shareholders.
Revenge can be complicated...and gross.
Poster seasond admitted:
A coworker crop dusted my “office”, so I walked into his and tried to fart on him, but I shit myself. I then cut the soiled part out of my underwear and flushed it down the toilet.
If you've ever wondered why you can't find an employee to help you in a store, have you considered they might be off somewhere shooting crossbows?
Well, they might be. As WillReddit4Food writes:
I use to work at a sports store and on a really slow day we received a new supply of crossbows. These crossbows were so awesome that I just had to shoot it, so I run to my manager who I was really close to and I say, “Do you wanna shoot at shit with these crossbows?! Before you say no, just think about how awesome it’ll be!” His response was “Fuck yeah I wanna shoot shit with the crossbows!” So we grabbed a bunch of broken or flawed items we couldn’t sell any more and just shot at them for the rest of our shift. One of the best days at work ever.
This one is pretty funny, actually.
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All those times you had to get out of the pool as a kid because of thunder may have been a lie. According to Tondor:
I worked at a pool, and anytime it got hazy, or looked like it was going to rain, we would have someone go out and bang on the dumpster because it sounded like thunder. Hello, break-time.
Be careful when you choose a stock photo.
According to tupungato:
I’m a travel stock photographer. I have quite a nice street photo of a European city. There is a dude walking with two girls obviously scratching his balls. I sell the image anyway. Not sure if one can call it “unprofessional”, but I felt a little bad.