Some people went on a hunt to find her missing chair.
You can hunt all you want, but there is no chair. The chair is not there. A chair? Nowhere!
We’re not writing a Dr. Seuss book, here. We’re just reporting the facts.
Some wondered whether Mariah actually has an invisible chair at her disposal.
It’s not the craziest theory we’ve ever heard. She certainly could afford it. Especially after the multimillion-dollar windfall she received for suing her ex-fiancé.
Mostly, Mariah's "air chair" is evidence of her amazing squatting ability.
Which adds up.
She can already sing better than 99.9 percent of all humans, so it only makes sense that she’d also be better at squatting than the rest of us.
This Twitter genius thought she had the mystery completely figured out:
Apparently, tight dress + high heels = magic abilities.
But we’re not totally convinced.
Anyway, if you ever want the ability to act like Mariah, you're gonna need to start a serious squat regimen.
And then immediately give it up.
Who do you think you are, Mariah Carey?