The most helpful case of breaking and entering ever

November 5, 2012 | By Abraham | 8 comments

A woman gets bored, so she breaks into a house, cleans it, and leaves a bill…

I wouldn’t know whether to book her or pay her. Maybe both.

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  1. Lynnette says:

    How do you call the police about that? “I’d like to report a break-in at my house.” “Is anything missing?” “I don’t know yet.” “How do you know someone broke in? Is your house trashed?” “No. It’s clean.” “So how do you know someone broke in?” “Because it’s clean.” “I’m not following.” “Well, it was a mess when I left this morning, but now it’s clean.” “Let me get this straight. You’re calling to report that someone cleaned your house?” “Yes. Can you send an officer right away?”

  2. Trisha says:

    If she had broken into my house, she would have run right back out screaming and been carted off to the looney bin.

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