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The most ridiculous burger I’ve had

By Abraham Piper

I went to lunch with some guys from work today. I ordered the same thing they did and unwittingly ended up with this:

It’s “The Supreme” from The Nook and it’s absolutely uncalled for.

There weren’t any seats, so we tailgated at Zach‘s truck. People got fatter just driving by us.

After we were done, Drew noted that he felt like he was going to birth a calf. I asked if anyone else felt a slight twinge of guilt after this absurd gorging. Zach said No; he thinks he accidentally ate his conscience.

What’s really scary is that some of you probably look at this and think, That’s the most ridiculous burger you’ve had. Please.

Well, alright, big shot, what’s your burger story?

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