The White House Is Apparently Infested With ACTUAL Vermin | 22 Words

The White House Is Apparently Infested With ACTUAL Vermin

By Namina Forna

In any horror movie, the first sign of a demonic possession is when the vermin start coming out the cracks. Random spiders run across the table, roaches pour out your burger –a rat gets into the canary cage and almost massacres poor Tweety.

When the toilets start making weird demonic noises and ants make themselves comfortable in the top drawer of your desk (just underneath your favorite copies of Breitbart and the Daily Stormer), oh, that's the point you know you need to call an exorcist to clear out the entire goddamned cesspool.

 

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