Located within the compartment was a letter written in the year 1777.
A chaplain from the Cathedral of Burgo de Osma named Joaquín Mínguez wrote the letter, which discussed what life was like in Spain during the 18th century. Mínguez described popular games that were played, the main crops of the land, and the diseases plaguing the people.
The letter has been sent to the current archbishop.
However, a copy has been made of it and placed back in the secret Jesus Butt Compartment.
Just as He would have wanted.
Obviously, people are thrilled by this Butt News.
How could you not be?
It’s absolutely delightful. Now we kinda want to crack open the butt of every Jesus statue in the world. Just in case.
And you have to admit: It's a nice switch from some of the stories that usually fill your newsfeed.
The world may be bad, but there’s a secret butt compartment in a statue of Jesus Christ.
That makes up for a lot, right?
Anyway, keep it classy out there.
We feel like Jesus would be thrilled by this turn of events.
He must’ve known we’d need something like this to get us through the end of 2017.