Parents are getting a huge kick out of potty training for the first time since the invention of indoor plumbing, and it's all thanks to La Guardia Cross, a South Florida father of two who took to YouTube to share his potty training secrets. Cross posted a video called "Potty Train A Toddler in 22 Easy Steps" just a few short weeks ago, and as you can tell from the title alone, his method is way more realistic than any of the other potty training systems most parents try. Based on the hundreds of comments online, it's obvious that parents can totally relate to the video and the many ways in which Cross attempts...and mostly fails...to reach this ever-elusive milestone.
Few words strike fear into a parent's heart like the words "potty training," and with good reason.
I mean, look at what it reduces us to!
Whether you try the “wait-and-pee” method, training pants, a sticker reward system, or one of the other 547 ways Google suggests you can potty train, every program essentially requires you to barricade yourself inside your home and clean several hundred puddles of pee off your personal belongings. On top of that, you have to maintain rodeo-clown levels of energy and enthusiasm, even as you slowly begin to accept the fact that someday your kid is probably going to be the only girl in her dorm still wearing Huggies.
In the video, however, Cross shows us that none of the traditional methods mean anything anyway, because potty training inevitably goes the exact same way, every time.
As we all know, potty training starts with...well, the potty.
And as anyone who’s been there knows, the training potty itself spends the first several months (okay, sometimes years) sitting in the corner of the bathroom, unused.
It’s like we parents all hope that the mere suggestion of potty training will convince our kids to magically ditch their diapers.
Well, we can dream, can’t we?
Cross then takes us through all the stages of potty training as they actually happen in real life.
Like the part after they have their first accident, when we get paranoid and start asking them every 15 seconds if they have to pee.
Of course whether they need to go or not, Cross points out, “they’re always gonna tell you ‘no.'”
Toddlers are generally much more interested in flushing your keys down the toilet than sitting on it for any extended period of time, like two whole minutes.
Before long, though, you're throwing them a ticker tape parade for actually using the potty!
Even though they only did it accidentally, because you’ve been taking them to the bathroom literally every 20 minutes since they woke up.
Eventually, Cross explains, your toddler will finally announce that they have to go pee pee in the toilet and you'll need to "like nearly break yourself in half trying to get them to the bathroom."
The bad news? It’ll be a false alarm.