Ruby Rose – Orange is the New Thirst Trap
In 2015, Ruby Rose joined the cast of Orange is the New Black and just like that, straight women all across the United States started saying “what if?” Rose has a devilish, androgynous charm – a twinkle in her eye that bewitches men and women alike. Though she has very few revealing pictures on her Instagram, we would argue that Rose’s entire being is a thirst trap.
For making both men and women do drive by Instagram creepings, we salute you, Ruby Rose.
Trevante Rhodes – Mouthwatering Thirst Trap
In February, the film Moonlight won Best Picture at the 89th Academy Awards and Trevante Rhodes cemented himself as an-up-and-coming member of the Hollywood A-List. While this was an impressive achievement by all measures, it was nothing compared to his turn in Calvin Klein’s 2017 Spring underwear campaign, which was the single most important early thirst trap of the year.
Without Rhodes reclining in his skivvies while artfully imaged in black and white, we would argue that this year would not have been as monumental a year for thirst traps as it was.
Margot Robbie – Girl Next Door Thirst Trap
If the girl next door was impossibly blonde, impossibly shapely, and impossibly hot, she would be Australian actress Margot Robbie, who has now put in a solid half a decade of thirst-trappery, ever since she starred in Martin Scorsese’s Wolf of Wall Street. In the years since, she’s made waves in every movie she’s been in for her impeccable comedic timing, with her latest effort, I, Tonya, receiving rave reviews across the board.
Oh, and she was Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad, so there’s that.
Mark Ruffalo – Suburban Dad Thirst Trap
Mark Ruffalo has had a solid track record of DECADES being hot, but his is a more approachable hotness now. It’s the hotness of a guy who was impossibly hot when he was younger, but has now matured like a fine wine into a hot suburban dad.
“I’ll cook and you wash the dishes, babe,” you can imagine him coo into your ear. Or, “Let’s go march for environmental rights and I’ll even wear a pussy hat, just for you, babe.”
Mark Ruffalo managed becoming that most rare of celebrity hot man feats – a man you can actually look forward to coming home to.
Daniel Dae Kim – Approachable Thirst Trap
Daniel Dae Kim seems like the guy next door. He sometimes wears dark-rimmed glasses, and seems to have a well-developed sense of humor. He seems like a guy you could chill with. That is, until he takes off those glasses, revealing cheekbones sharp enough to wear glass, and unbuttons his shirt, revealing a body chiseled enough to make a Southern grandmother raise her hands in hallelujah.
Daniel Dae Kim =
approachable thirst trap.