Glitter sticks to everything.
I don’t want it on my insides.
Hot Cheeto Everything
There’s Hot Cheeto pizza, Hot Cheeto dusted mac and cheese, Hot Cheeto sushi burritos…enough! These spicy snacks have their place, and it is not in, on, or around any of the aforementioned foods.
Edible Cookie Dough
Gag. Uncooked cookie dough is only acceptable as tiny little nuggets in ice cream. I don’t want my entire cone full of gooey grossness. Cookies are perfect cooked. Let’s keep them that way.
Will It Donut?
A bunch of spaghetti baked into the shape of a donut is not a donut. It’s spaghetti…in the shape of a donut. Sushi donuts are just sushi…in the shape of a donut. Sushi was doing just fine on its own, thank you very much.
In 2017, people have “donutted” mac and cheese, mozzarella sticks, cookies and more. It’s all so gimmicky and all so unnecessary.
Don’t get me wrong; spiralized vegetables are great. They’re fun and flirty and make eating veggies a breeze.
What makes my skin crawl is the implications that go along with the word “zoodles.” Do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to convince me that this zucchini is pasta. Don’t treat it like pasta, don’t be like, “What a great low-carb way to eat pasta!” That is the fastest way to ruin a perfectly lovely vegetable experience.
We are not even remotely finished with these trends.