That's right. They're spider paws.
Those things that make you scream like a lunatic when you find one in your shower?
Yeah. These are their feet.
HOW DARE YOU TRICK US LIKE THAT, SPIDERS?!
Honestly, we are pretty surprised by how cute their feet are.
But that doesn’t make up for the rest of them.
Just thinking about spiders makes our skin crawl.
Seriously, how enormous is this spider for their paws to be this big?!
Sorry Jana — this will not help us be any less terrified of spiders.
But we’ll try to imagine their fuzzy little paws as we’re smashing them to death with a newspaper.
And the little claws?!
Why would you want that thing touching you?!
We totally take back all those “soft and fuzzy” comments.
This guy has the right idea.
Has the world gone insane?!
These are SPIDERS, people.
They’re our mortal enemies.