Where do we even start here?
First, that is NOT “teenage lingo”. It’s from Titanic. Second, what an awful thing to have to explain to your mother.
When your mom asks for "just a sip", be prepared to lose more than a sip.
But she did go through the trouble of birthing you, so some soda is the least you can do for her.
Sometimes as a parent, you have to hide things from your children.
Sometimes those things are BBQ potato chips.
This might be the rare occasion where the mom is the winner and the daughter failed because she was tricked into eating healthy.
However, not all moms are as successful with their food.
Spinach and jalapenos look nothing alike except that they’re both green. How do you confuse the two?!
Mom brains are a special thing.
They are very powerful, very caring and very loving, but at times very naive. We love you nonetheless, moms!