t goes without saying that drinking and several activities shouldn't be combined, and one should always do it in a safe environment.
Don't drive, don't try to cook something that requires fire, and no matter how much you have to drink, don't do the Cupid Shuffle on top of the bar.
Oh, and you should probably avoid texting, unless you want to add extra regret to how crappy you're already feeling.
Plus, unlimited salad and breadsticks!
When you’re there, you’re family…
…whether you like it or not.
It transforms you.
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
I guess we’ll never know.
And after that he tried to lick his own elbow.
Admit it…you just tried yourself.
It’s that time of the month.
You know, when you take inventory of the friends you should hang with when drinking.