The 29 Funniest Drunk Texts EVER

t goes without saying that drinking and several activities shouldn't be combined, and one should always do it in a safe environment.

Don't drive, don't try to cook something that requires fire, and no matter how much you have to drink, don't do the Cupid Shuffle on top of the bar.

Oh, and you should probably avoid texting, unless you want to add extra regret to how crappy you're already feeling.

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