Woohoo! Golden Globes! Last night we were all witness to the 75th Golden Globe Awards and boy, was there ever a lot to witness. The Globes were a particularly huge event this year for reasons that extend well beyond how great the films and TV shows of 2017 were. Nearly all of the actresses and actors who attended the event wore black as a symbol of protest against the sexual harassment that has been prevalent in several industries and has recently begun coming to light. It was a night of epic speeches, historic wins, and patriarchy-smashing heroism. It was also a night of many hilarious jokes. Here are the funniest tweets we found recapping one of the biggest nights in Hollywood!
Let's start things off with this epic journey of a kiss between Nicole Kidman and her husband Keith Urban:
This is the kind of kiss you have to pack a granola bar for. Not because it lasts forever or is especially taxing; it just takes a whiiiiiiiile to finally get there.
Mariah Carey was being, well, very Mariah Carey:
Of course she made Al Roker move so the camera would get her good side.
She’s Mariah flippin’ Carey.
Mariah also tweeted this:
(It’s a hilarious reference to her demand for tea on New Year’s Eve which quickly became Twitter’s first favorite thing of 2018. She’s so extra and we love her so much for it.)
Laura Dern's speech was incredible and inspiring. This Twitter user couldn't help sharing a very astute observation:
If you ever find yourself on Laura Dern’s bad side, you have clearly messed up somewhere in life.
You’d better hope you’ve got an Al Roker around to help you get back to her good side.
While presenting Oprah with the Cecil B. DeMille Award, Reese Witherspoon talked about what a privilege it was to share a makeup trailer with Oprah on the set of A Wrinkle in Time. Mindy Kaling couldn't help but chime in:
Kaling, new mother and another co-star of A Wrinkle in Time didn’t make it into Witherspoon’s presentation speech. And she made sure to let Witherspoon know she noticed.
Witherspoon had the perfect response to Kaling’s joking call-out: