But…but…what happened to your belly button?!? And your stomach looks so smooth and not-red. What kind of sit-ups are you doing here?
Photoshop must have eaten your belly button. You poor soul.
She might have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for that pesky “via mobile” situation. People really have no problem running their mouths with no idea what those on the other side can see. If this is how you speak to the outside world, be careful what you say.
Did I say Paris?
I meant Paris, Australia. Tiny little city. You’ve probably never heard of it. Unfortunately, neither has everyone else, which means they all think you’re a liar.
There’s this little thing called “Google.”
Have you heard of it, dude? Reverse image lookups will be the bane of a liar’s existence.
She looks really great for a time traveler! I guess even those born way back in ’77 have different body images. Did they not change until 1991 or something? Must be a generational thing.