This child clearly has their priorities straight when it comes to the weather:
Genie: OK, Timmy, you only get one wish. Make sure it’s a good one.
Timmy: No problem. I’ve been preparing for this for years.
Flynn here knows exactly how to get himself on Santa's "Nice" list.
Let other kids leave milk and cookies out for Santa.
Flynn knows what Santa really wants.
Here's another note to Santa that's sure to touch your heart and make you smile:
Little Emma has very specific tastes, but make no mistake — she’s not greedy.
The secret to getting exactly what you want for Christmas is finding the perfect combination of specificity and brevity.
This kid clearly has a future in nonprofit marketing:
His teacher probably wasn’t expecting to get a lesson in jumping to conclusions while correcting homework, but that’s exactly what happened.
And then there's this child, who may take things a bit too literally:
To be fair, those “show your work” questions are always the pits anyway.
And that drawing is probably pretty accurate!