The Star Hotel would like you to follow two simple rules. Think you can handle that?
And according to one Redditor, the Japanese translation is almost as funny…
Customer whom we respect:
Regards! Thank you very much for staying with us. In order to safety you, during the period in which you stay, try to follow Chinese laws, totally don’t commit illegal acts such as smoking drugs, hiring prostitutes, etc.
Got that? Totally try to follow these rules, OK?