ids say the darnedest things. And they keep the darnedest stuff. And they have the darnedest stashes of weapons and cash. Wait, what was that last one? A recent Reddit thread explains.
Reddit user moses1424 posted this photo, asking if he should be worried about his 3-year-old.
His toddler keeps a stash of money and weaponry. A toddler version of a stash anyway. So, is the kid into some dirty business? Is this cause for alarm?
Reddit users were quick to respond with wisdom and advice.
Good point, any evidence of toddler drugs? Does she always sit with her back to the wall, facing the point of entry? Does she keep odd hours? Has her behavior or personality suddenly changed?
Clearly the kid has been watching crime dramas.
This preschool version of a stash would be a perfect prop for a preschool version of 21 Jump Street. But what to call it? Thankfully, Reddit users have all the answers.
This one took some time to figure out.
Turns out, there already is a preschool show featuring kids on the street. Which Sesame Street character would be most likely to have a stash like this? Probably Oscar. He lives in a garbage can, clearly he hasn’t been making the best life choices.
One commenter noticed something hidden under the other toys.
Oh no! A spoon! Definitely drug-related. What has this toddler been up to when her parents thought she was napping?
It turns out, she isn’t the only little one with a stash like this…