'm just going to warn you right now that what you're about to see, can't be unseen. You will close your eyes and the image will be tattooed on the inside of your eyelids, haunting you when you try to sleep, a sleep that will be filled with little dancing Trumps parading around in this suit.
Now that you've been properly warned...
I present to you the "Shocked One-Piece Swimsuit."
This is really happening, people, and we can thank Beloved Shirts for bringing this monstrosity into reality.
Not only does the suit feature his face, but his face takes up the entirety of the garment. It’s at least double the size of his IRL face, and about 367 times the size of his hands.
Sorry. It was too easy.
This is the front.
And yes, he looks shocked, which is the same expression I would probably have if I saw this out in the wild.
I can’t imagine walking down the beach and seeing this come at me, but I would predict my reaction would be similar to that of seeing a shark in the water, albeit a little more frantic.
This is the back.
IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE FRONT!
This means no one is spared from this sight, save for possibly Stevie Wonder.
When they shared the picture on Instagram, comments ranged from “All you have to do when wearing this, is ‘dab’ and it will look like his comb-over,” to “Make the beach great again!”
Clearly there’s an audience for this thing, which scares me almost as much as this suit.
But if you want one for yourself, it’s currently marked down to $49.95 from $59.95, so plan your beach budget accordingly.